Just for Laughs...

Yo' momma's so fat, she gets stuck in her drms!
Yo' momma's so fat, she uses the swimming pool as a toilet!
Yo' momma's so fat, she uses a basketball as a hackey sack!
Yo' momma's so fat, she keeps her extra change in one of her folds!
Yo' momma's so fat, when yo' daddy makes love to her, he never makes love to the same fold twice!
Yo' momma's so fat, NASA hauls her to the top of a tower, pushes her off, she falls 300 feet, hits a board and launches the space shuttle...!
Yo' momma's so fat, she says her job title is Spoon and Fork Operator!
Yo' momma's so fat, she put on a gray dress, and an admiral boarded her!
Yo' momma's so fat, she can lay down and stand up, and her height doesn't change!
Yo' momma's so fat, she's taller lying down!
Yo' momma's so fat, when she works at the theater, she works as the screen!
Yo' momma's so fat, her belly jiggle is the first perpetual motion machine!
Yo' momma's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down!
Yo' momma's so fat, when I said I wanted 'pigs in a blanket', she got back in bed!
Yo' momma's so fat, when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease, the doctor gave her five YEARS to live!
Yo' momma's so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth!
Yo' momma's so fat, she's got smaller fat women orbiting around her!
Yo' momma's so fat, she could sell shade!
Yo' momma's so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard!
Yo' momma's so fat, when she crosses the street, cars look out for her!
Yo' momma's so fat, she puts mayonnaise on aspirin!
Yo' momma's so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost!
Yo' momma's so fat, I gotta take three steps back just to see all of her!
Yo' momma's so fat, her *ss has its own congressman!
Yo' momma's so fat, when she stepped on a train track, the warning lights went on!
Yo' momma's so fat, she shops for clothes in the local tent shop!
Yo' momma's so fat, when she goes to the circus, she sees the big top and asks, "Where can I try that on?!"
Yo' momma's so fat, when she brought her dress to the cleaners, they said, "Sorry, we don't do curtains!"
Yo' momma's so fat, when she goes to the circus, she takes up all the rings!
Yo' momma's so fat, "Place Your Ad Here" is printed on each of her butt cheeks!
Yo' momma's so fat, she's got Amtrak tattooed on her leg!
Yo' momma's so fat, when she leaves the beach, everybody shouts, "The coast is clear!"
Yo' momma's so fat, they used her for a trampoline at the Olympics!
Yo' momma's so fat, she went on a light diet...as soon as it's light, she starts eating!
Yo' momma's so fat, she went on a seafood diet...whenever she saw food, she ate it!
Yo' momma's so fat, when she bends over, we go into daylight savings time!
Yo' momma's so fat, she's half Indian, half Irish, and half French!
Yo' momma's so fat, when I climbed up on top of her, I burned my *ss on the light bulb!
Yo' momma's so fat, when she turns around, people throw her a welcome back party!
Yo' momma's so fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion!
Yo' momma' so fat, she's moving the Earth out of its orbit!
Yo' momma's so fat, I gain weight just by watching her eat!
Yo' momma's so fat, when she takes a shower, her feet don't get wet!
Yo' momma's so fat, when she comes down the stairs, she measures on the Richter scale!
Yo' momma's so fat, when she walks down the street, everyone yells "Earthquake!"
Yo' momma's so fat, when she swims, she leaves stretch marks on the swimming pool!
Yo' momma's so fat, when she fills up the tub, she FILLS UP the tub!
Yo' momma's so fat, they're going to use her to fill that hole in the ozone layer!
Yo' momma's so fat, she looks like the Stay-Puff marshmallow man on steroids!
Yo' momma's so fat, she has 48 midnight snacks!
Yo' momma's so fat, when she walks down the street, you can hear her hips saying to each other "If you let me by, I'll let you pass!"
Yo' momma's so fat, she jumped in the ocean, and the whales started singing, "We are family!"
Yo' momma's so fat, she plays pool with the planets!
Yo' momma's so fat, the only thing she can fit into at the clothing store is the dressing rooms!
Yo' momma's so fat, she uses the carpet as a blanket!
Yo' momma's so fat, when she wears corduroy pants, the ridges don't show!
Yo' momma's so fat, she made Richard Simmons cry!
Yo' momma's so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, kids think it's the school bus!
Yo' momma's so fat, when she wears a purple sweater, people call her "Barney"!
Yo' momma is so fat, when she sits in a chair, the rolls on her legs cover her feet like a blanket!
Yo' momma's so fat, when she went to get a water bed, they put a blanket across Lake Michigan!
Yo' momma's so fat, she don't know whether she's walking or rolling!
Yo' momma's so fat, they had to paint a stripe down her back to see if she was walking or rolling!
Yo' momma's so fat, she makes sumo wrestlers look anorexic!
Yo' momma's so fat, she makes Big Bird look like a rubber duck!
Yo' momma's so fat, when she wore a shirt with an AA on it, people thought she was American Airlines' biggest jet!
Yo' momma's so fat, if she were an airplane, she'd be a jumbo jet!
Yo' momma's so fat, she was lifting up her rolls, and a car fell out!
Yo' momma's so fat, Dr. Martens had to kill three cows just to make her a pair of shoes!
Yo' momma's so fat, she can't stay on a basketball court for three seconds without getting called for a key violation!
Yo' momma's so fat, she climbed Mt. Fuji with one step!
Yo' momma's so fat, all the chairs in her house have seat belts!
Yo' momma's so fat, her belly-button's got an echo!
Yo' momma's got so many rings around her belly, she screws her underwear on!
Yo' momma's so fat, she roller skates on busses!
Yo' momma's so fat, she uses bowling balls for earrings!
Yo' momma lost at hide n' seek when I spotted her behind the Himalayas!
Yo' momma's so fat, when she backs up, she beeps!
Yo' momma's so fat, when her beeper went off, people thought she was backing up!
Yo' momma's so fat, she has to use a VCR as a beeper!
Yo' momma's so fat, she has a refrigerator strapped to her waist, and it looks like a pager!
Yo' momma's so fat, her nickname is "DAMN!"
Yo' momma's so fat, people jog around her for exercise!
Yo' momma's so fat, when I tried to drive around her, I ran out of gas!
Yo' momma's so fat, I have to take a plane, a train, and an automobile just to get on her good side!
Yo' momma's so fat, when you get on top of her, your ears pop!
Yo' momma's so fat, when she has sex, she has to give directions!
Yo' momma's so fat, yo' daddy's idea of foreplay is setting up the on-ramps!
Yo' momma's so fat, you haveta roll over twice to get off her!
Yo' momma's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate!
Yo' momma's so fat, she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says, "Okay!"
Yo' momma's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she orders everything on the menu, including "Thank You, Come Again"!
Yo' momma's so fat, when she goes to an all-you-can-eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps!
Yo' momma's so fat, the sign outside one restaurant says 'Maximum occupancy, 512, or YO' MOMMA!'
Yo' momma's so fat, when she wore a yellow raincoat, people said, "Taxi!"
Yo' momma's so fat, she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!
Yo' momma's so fat, the highway patrol made her wear a sign that said, "Caution! Wide Turn!"
Yo' momma's so fat, when she stands in a left-turn lane, it gives her the green arrow!
Yo' momma's so fat, we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet!
Yo' momma's so fat, she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for their new world!
Yo' momma's so fat, when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her back!
Yo' momma's so fat, when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!
Yo' momma's so fat, when Scorpion did the harpoon throw on her, he got arrested for whaling!
Yo' momma's so fat, she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Yo' momma's so fat, whenever she goes to the beach, the tide comes in!
Yo' momma's so fat, when she lies on the beach, no one else gets sun!
Yo' momma's so fat, her shoes have to have license plates!
Yo' momma's so fat, she had to go to Sea World to get baptized!
Yo' momma's so fat, when she went to Sea World, she came out with a paycheck!
Yo' momma's so fat, when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too!
Yo' momma's so fat, they use her underwear elastic for bungee jumping!
Yo' momma's so fat, when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground!
Yo' momma's so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house!
Yo' momma's so fat, she fell in love and broke it!
Yo' momma's so fat, the last time she saw 90210, it was on a scale!
Yo' momma's so fat, when she gets on the scale, it says, "We don't do livestock!"
Yo' momma's so fat, she stepped on a talking scale and it said, "Please step out of the car!"
Yo' momma's so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she goes "New York, L.A., Chicago..."
Yo' momma's so fat, even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
Yo' momma's so fat, her legs are like spoiled milk - white and chunky!
Yo' momma's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and it made a dollar!
Yo' momma's so fat, she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
Yo' momma's so fat, her senior pictures had to be aerial views!
Yo' momma's so fat, every time she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!
Yo' momma's so fat, she left the house in high heels and when she came back, she had on flip flops!
Yo' momma's so fat, when she hauls *ss, she has to make two